[tet68]

Headline:

9 Anti-Quarks found in IOWA!
Of the nine found none were of the Charm variety,
while the rest were made up of strange, bottom and down quarks, an illusive "crusty" quark was observed to degass
for an unusually long time.

Several of the 'strange' quarks had unusual properties,
one appeared to come from vietnam and had a sticky reddish coating.
Another had the odor of, oddly enough, maple syrup.

[abigailsmybaby]

My monitor is now adorned with pumpkin cheesecake. That was funny x10.