[Eastbound]

Keep checking the History channel. The news might be 20 years getting to you, but it will at least be fresher than the Kobe/Peterson/whoever channels which will still be bottlenecked with Kobe/Peterson/whoever trials 20 years from now.

[Eastbound]

But look at the bright side. Questions relating to mytochondrial dna will be a piece of cake in the next Trivia Edition.