[Modernman]

Then you definitely won't like my church.

Well, if it's like the church in Conan the Barbarian which worships the giant snake, has orgies and James Earl Jones is the high priest, we can talk.

"Five years ago they were just another snake cult..."

[Grando Calrissian]

It's more like the church in Dragnet. People Against Goodness And Normalcy.