[GETMAIN]

Your remarks on non-Christians:

I never said that. I'm just saying they probably will become one by their own choice. They have no self control. No moral base. No internal law. No ideal.
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When they die of AIDs, it was their choice. No one else did it for them.
When they have so many children and no father to feed them, it's their call.
When they find themsleves in prison for rape, theft, murder - it's their call.
When they're imprisoned for purgery or slander, it too was their decision.
If they're run away teens living on the streets, they did it.

As a non-Christian, I must thank you for your so very charitable and accurate description of myself. May I share a few more traits and activities that are also central to my life and the lives of my non-Christian friends?

• We rape blind children. This activity is central to any well-rounded non-Christian's life, as it hits on 3 of our basic tenets:
  1. Rape, Rape and more Rape
  2. subjugation and degradation of the less fortunate
  3. spread of our beloved AIDS virus
• We eat puppies. Live ones.
• We watch Hollywood Squares. Heil Jim Jay Bullock! Heil!
• We urinate in Christians' coffee mugs when they leave their cubicles.

That is but a few of the many "little things" that help us non-Christians make sense of our sad, lonely and lost lives. If you would care to know more, please feel free to ask.

Yours in Satan,
GETMAIN

[E Rocc]

We urinate in Christians' coffee mugs when they leave their cubicles.

You also cause coffee to come in contact with keyboards and monitors. LOL

-Eric

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You mention rape 3 times. Why is that? [said in best Harvey Korman voice]

[Grando Calrissian]

Don't forget, in San Francisco it is illegal to go to church. All Christians must have the cross branded on their forehead.