[Chancellor Palpatine]

A friend of mine once made a brilliant observation - always believe the worst thing that each party to a breakup has to say about the other. Once you have that mastered, the rest flows easily.

[Modernman]

always believe the worst thing that each party to a breakup has to say about the other.

You shouldn't believe anything my exes say about me. They're the crazy ones. Really. I'm serious.