[archy]

I value your opinion. I was thinking there was going to be something along the lines of this:

How about one of these?

Ah yes. The notorious M-29 Mobile Battlefield Familial Unit, companion vehicle to the M-28 Kaboom.

Rendered obsolete, of course, by the more modern EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle, details of which were released in the documentary training film Stripes with Bill Murray.

[TC Rider]

The "Damnation Alley" mobile ended being used in a sitcom a few years back that starred Chris Elliot. It had been modified to be an automated newspaper deliver system that threatened Chris's job.