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Triumph: "Jay, the Poop I made in your dressing room is creating more heat than John Kerry."

Posted on 11/12/2003 9:46:56 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl

Matthew Drudge just played a clip from the Jay Leno show on the Rush show of Triumph the insult puppet dog talking about John Kerry. For John Kerry to take the stage after these comments had to sting.


John F. Kerry


Catskills king "Triumph the insult dog"


TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: democratcandidates; ipooponyourcampaign; jayleno; johnkerry; poop; triumph
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Is Jay Leno secretly sabotaging the Democrat party while pretending to be one of them?
1 posted on 11/12/2003 9:46:57 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl

Separated at birth? (Guess which one got the looks and the brains)
2 posted on 11/12/2003 9:48:42 AM PST by thoughtomator ("A republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Cinnamon Girl
It WAS very very funny, and made me wonder the same thing. LOL!
3 posted on 11/12/2003 9:48:54 AM PST by EggsAckley (..........................God Bless and Keep Terri.....................)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
He doesn't have to. He just allows them to come on his show. Then they do the rest themselves.
4 posted on 11/12/2003 9:49:13 AM PST by twigs
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Triumph is a regular bit on Conan O'Brian's show, not on Leno's.
5 posted on 11/12/2003 9:49:34 AM PST by Bob
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To: Bob
Dude, the dog was on Jay's show as a guest last night, apparently.
6 posted on 11/12/2003 9:50:12 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl
king "Triumph the insult dog" for President!

He would not take any crap from those mideast animals.

7 posted on 11/12/2003 9:50:17 AM PST by norraad
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Is Jay Leno secretly sabotaging the Democrat party while pretending to be one of them?

My guess is he's helping Howard Dean by doing some of his dirty work for him. Dean's the man with the Hollyweird Left.

8 posted on 11/12/2003 9:53:09 AM PST by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
if Kerry was a real man he would have smiled , took
his time and reminded Triumph the poop dog that without
someones arm up ole Trimph's ass ,ole Triumph is outta work.
9 posted on 11/12/2003 9:53:47 AM PST by cars for sale
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To: cars for sale
Kerry knew Triumph would just say the hand up his is more funny & appealling than any & all the Dems have or will ever shove up Kerry's.
10 posted on 11/12/2003 9:57:21 AM PST by norraad
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To: thoughtomator

"He's a real Nowhere Man, living in his Nowhere Land, making up his Nowhere Plans for nobody..."

(John Kerry, the Fifth Beatle)

11 posted on 11/12/2003 9:57:38 AM PST by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: Bob
Triumph is promoting his new album, 'Come Poop with Me.'

It is currently #15 on Amazon's album sales ranking (Babs Streisand is #24).

12 posted on 11/12/2003 9:58:37 AM PST by Petronski (Living life in a minor key.)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Dude, the dog was on Jay's show as a guest last night, apparently.

Amazing. I can't recall that I've ever seen any of Conan's lame "comedy" bits turn up on Leno's show.

IMHO, Jay, on even his rare "off" nights, has far better stuff than I've ever seen from Conan.

13 posted on 11/12/2003 9:59:01 AM PST by Bob
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To: My2Cents
I don't know who is weirder looking...him or Liza Minelli's wife.
15 posted on 11/12/2003 10:01:03 AM PST by Guillermo (Proud Infidel)
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To: norraad
a man , a woman, and that puppet are in a house,the house catches fire and that fire is lifethreatning,think either
adult will save that puppet ?
16 posted on 11/12/2003 10:03:40 AM PST by cars for sale
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To: norraad
AL QAEDA....I POOP ON YOU!!!!!!
17 posted on 11/12/2003 10:03:53 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Guillermo
You stumped me there for a minute-now I gotcha! HAHA! One poster here said,"...he/she had more mortician's wax in his/her face than a real corpse!"
18 posted on 11/12/2003 10:04:23 AM PST by donozark
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Triumph once suggested that former comedienne, Brett Butler, has had more bones buried in her than Forest Lawn. I'm tellin ya, I almost plotzed.
19 posted on 11/12/2003 10:16:32 AM PST by Hoboken
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To: Hoboken
....more bones buried in her than Forest Lawn.

LOL

20 posted on 11/12/2003 10:17:34 AM PST by Petronski (Living life in a minor key.)
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