[ftriggerf]

Martha Stewart Recipe? Probably have to tenderize the old bird, but some Fava beans and chianti would probably go well with her.

No, you tenderize , put 1/2 cup of meat tenderizer and any other desired spices on and roast in 12 gallons of water for 8 hours. ;)

[Devil_Anse]

Lissen, ftrig, Martha just ain't gonna FIT in 12 gallons of water!