You mean like your boss' strain, the Catholic Church? That's the one I've been in most frequently of late. But I've also spent a little time in that rogue splinter group, the Southern Baptist Church - ol' Roy knows a little bit about that one. And a fair amount in the Cumberland Presbyterian Church.
You really ought to be a little more careful about trying to slam someone's religious beliefs. It is unseemly, and, furthermore, it appears to show you for what you truly are.
Ah, you can't discern humor.