TV star's baby handed to gorillas

BBC NEWS: ^ | 2003/11/10 | Unsigned

[TexasCajun]

Relatives of Jane Goodall maybe? ..what if momma gorilla doesn't want to give the baby back? Then what?

[Lucy Lake]

You have FReepmail!

[headsonpikes]

There is no way a gorilla mother is preferable to the human mother for any given period of time.

In general, I'll bet you're right!

In this case, however, we may find our exception that tests the rule.

[aculeus]

What's next? Hiring Kennedys as baby sitters?

[weegee]

Gorilla with "Baby":

[L.N. Smithee]

Unbelievable. Part of me can't help thinking that the kids would be better off being raised by those gorillas than by those morons who gave birth to them.

You can bet your Midler that gorillas wouldn't be handing them any of their young. Who's smarter?

[weegee]

Does mama gorilla breast feed?

[cmsgop]

Miss Air

http://dnausers.d-n-a.net/dnettCuM/don2.html

[Holly_P]

You have FReepmail

Thanks, thats a good one. I had a great bear cartoon on my hard drive forever and deleted it just before I started seeing the posts about feeding the bears.

[calljack]

Of course not, that would be dangerous.
Swimming lessons maybe.

[L.N. Smithee]

Yowza! I would like to babysit her!

[FixitGuy]

Donna Air-Head

[Ann Archy]

Darwin Menschausen by proxy in the making.

These idits would trust a gorilla before they would trust a Tory.

[L.N. Smithee]

Good god, that woman is hot. But her surname is obviously very descriptive of her head.

[hellinahandcart]

That girl needs a slip.

Or even just some underwear.

[Hilltop]

Damn monkeys have all the luck. Plenty of fresh fruit and......................

[Political Junkie Too]

Reminds me of that dope with the bears.

That was my first thought, too. My second thought was the trip by Phil Bronstein and Sharon Stone into the Kimodo Dragon cage.

-PJ

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Name: Naomi Campbell
Date of birth: May 22, 1970
Place of birth: Streatham, South London, England
Height: 5'9"
Nationality: British
Occupation: model, actress
Relationship: Damian Aspinall

[fishbabe]

yeah,and that idiot wrote a book and encouraged people to go up to the bears.....liberals ooze something and it sure ain't compassion!!!!!

[onedoug]

Hitler worshipped nature too.