[whereasandsoforth]

This story is certainly an eye-opener. Seein's how this comes from a religion of peace and love. I wonder what they did with his shot glass.

[Willie Green]

This story is certainly an eye-opener.

It sure is. I sometimes have a little beer of wine when I eat those Ramzan noodles.
Never suspected something like this might happen.
They oughta put a label on the package or something.