Bill & Hillary: Worse than you thought

mich0127

[jmstein7]

Bill & Hillary: Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this came from a Democrat

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

[jmstein7]

From an email that is making the rounds.

[dead]

From an email that is making the rounds.

Your e-mail is getting messages from 1999.

Spooky.

[ChadsDad]

From an email that made the rounds, years ago...

[Guillermo]

Thank you for appeasing terrorists.

[AppyPappy]

I thought she got elected to the Senate in 2000.

[dead]

The original was written by Kreskin.

[Mich0127]

Circulate this in an email, especially to your liberal friends...
Hitlery and her crew are a bunch of scheming liars and need to be stopped.

[OXENinFLA]

BBBBUMP!!!!

[Mich0127]

no, it was a friend of mine who sent it..but it was interesting

[Cuttnhorse]

THE LEGACY LIVES ON

[theDentist]

Thank you for refusing offers by middle-eastern nations of a prisoner names Osama bin Laden, who was behind a number of terror events against the U.S.A.

[lasereye]

On no. 14 I believe that was a different Mohammed Atta. But the larger point remains - it's nuts to let any terrorists go, especially when the motive on Slick Willy's part was to get a "legacy" for himself.

[Mich0127]

"The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?"...


Please circulate this especially to your democratic friends and your Jewish friends who support Israel before they make a stupid mistake and vote a Dem in next year...Israel will be as good as gone if the Dems get back in

[AppyPappy]

The AMAZING Kreskin or the AVERAGE Kreskin? I get them mixed up.

[Mich0127]

The Clitons..whoops Clintons start young

[mseltzer]

You are correct.



Internet rumors aside, WTC attacker not held by Israel

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By Arieh O'Sullivan November, 08 2001

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JERUSALEM (November 8) - Contrary to rumors circulating on the Internet, there is no connection between the Muhammad Atta who kidnapped a passenger jet and flew it into the World Trade Center, and a Palestinian of a similar name who was once extradited to Israel for blowing up a bus in the West Bank.

After an investigation, the Justice Ministry yesterday flatly denied the Atta was ever in Israeli custody.

However, in 1990, the US did extradite Mahmoud Abed Atta to stand trial for an April 1986 machine-gun attack on an Egged bus in Samaria that killed the driver, a Palestinian born in Ramallah.

The suspected terrorist pilot that the FBI identified as Muhammad Atta was 33 and Egyptian.

"It's not the same person. It's obviously two different men with similar names," said a Justice Ministry spokeswoman.

Shortly after the September 11 terror attack in New York, rumors began circulating that the suspected ringleader of the 19 suicide terrorists who hijacked the planes was linked with the Palestinians.

According to the reports, Atta had been imprisoned by Israel but was released under American pressure as a "political prisoner" as part of the Oslo Accords. He then "thanked the US" by flying an airplane into tower one of the World Trade Center.

The Jerusalem Post archives found Mahmoud Abed Atta was linked with the Abu Nidal terrorist group. After the 1986 attack, he managed to flee to Venezuela but was deported to the US. He also held US citizenship and fought a three-year court battle to avoid extradition. He lost and then-deputy secretary of state Lawrence Eagleburger signed Atta's extradition warrant. He arrived here on November 2, 1990.

Justice Ministry officials said Abed Atta was eventually freed after the Supreme Court ruled there were faults in the extradition process. His whereabouts today are unknown.

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This article can also be read at http://www.jpost.com/Editions/2001/11/08/News/News.37743.html

[jmstein7]

My favorite portion:

"The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?"

That needs to be repeated over, and over, and over again. . .

"Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?"

[TommyDale]

You are correct. Mohammed Atta is similar to John Jones.

[Mich0127]

I also wonder if Bill was given an honorary turban for his contributions to terrorism

[ironman]

Why would you want something repeated that is not true?