[Liz]

I love to tell this story during the bubble years on handling cold calls from brokers and mutuals wanting my business.

I'd act very interested, get all the details, then just when they were salivating with greed, when they figured they had a sucker on the line, I'd say, "I have to go now, I'm working on a case."

"Case?" they'd say.

"Yes, " I'd respond. " I head the FBI's telephone investment fraud unit."

They'd hang up so fast. Didn't even say goodbye. LOL.

[anniegetyourgun]

ROFL!

[TopQuark]

That's a great one, Liz, the best I've ever heard!