Future Metrosexual. :)
I don't know. Sounds more like future homosexual to me.
25 posts and nobody has mentioned that these are likely hyphenated Americans. I met a black woman once who named her son Dijon, then got mad when people said it sounded like "some kind of mustard..."
Well, DUH.
Guess it just sounded French to her... hey, now there's a name...
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