[Velveeta]

I hear you, CO. It's just a crying shame that Snotty couldn't have just divorced her if he wanted to be "more exclusive" with Amber.

[Canadian Outrage]

I'm willing to bet that Divorce is probably looking pretty good right now. But he was so greedy, he couldn't face the thought of having to split all assets with Laci AND probably even more significant, pay child support for a couple of decades and spousal support until Laci re-married.