Paris Hilton Seeks to Halt Sex Video

Yahoo News ^ | 11-6-03 | AP

[Tax-chick]

Is that "Paris" on the right? How long has she been dead?

[Yeti]

Are these people world-class trash, or what?

I think you have it about summed up.

I am going to look for the onion article that mentions her, it'll crack you up!

[friendly]

The Chlamydia Princess doesn't want it to seem like she is a world class slut or anything negative like that! She has her reputation to uphold.

[lavrenti]

I think you meant "on".

Or perhaps "in."

[Paul Atreides]

;-)

[lavrenti]

You have that photo of the Johnson heiress handy?

That makes Paris burn.

[lavrenti]

Is it me, or did Edie Sedgwick return from the dead?

Time to crank up the Velvet Underground!

[Map Kernow]

Although Hilton knew the video was being made, her representatives said, leaking the video was "horrendous and in such bad taste."

Making a video of yourself having sex---Not in bad taste.
Leaking the video you made of yourself having sex---In bad taste.
Having a spoiled, super-rich brat struggle to explain such moral (or is it gustatory?) distinctions for the rest of us---Priceless.

[Yeti]

Here is a copy of the article, which The Onion has apparently taken down. It's actually about Tara Reid, but it makes reference to Paris Hilton. A must-read.

[Tax-chick]

Thanks, that was funny! The only time I see anything about these strange people is on FR, or a magazines at the doctor's office ... it makes me so grateful to be an ordinary middle-aged right-wing nutcase.

[Treebeard]

Yup. Already on Kazaa, en route to a local disk drive near me. ;)

[lavrenti]

Oh dear, loved the quote as to why the "Tara" in the article became a vegetarian.

Take it from me, I live in the East Village and its culture is a part of my life. Comments like those lampooned in that Onion story are not unusual.

This is why The Onion is so funny.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Edie Sedgewick

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

Hint to celebs STOP VIDEOTAPING YOURSELF F##KING and you wont be in this situation.

[lavrenti]

The eye make-up and the hairstyle, of course.

Edie was well-educated, and smart. Troubled.

Paris is, uh, a product of her upbringing and times.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

You have that photo of the Johnson heiress handy?

[lavrenti]

Sort of like Senators having staffers write out extensive memos detailing nefarious uses of secret intelligence to destroy a political rival that, in most countries, get you tried for treason.

I love the phrase "Stuck on stupid."

[AGreatPer]

Hey, maybe there is something to this for our posterity.

My kids kids kids kid could say, "Hey, you should see my great, great, great grandfather on tape". Of course, they will reply, "whats a tape".

[lavrenti]

I can't find the bondage outfit pictured in the NY Post several weeks ago. Bridge railings have more taste.

My wife went out like that for Holloween--and everyone recognized it.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

get you tried for treason.

we need to see some real TREASON charges to start to being filed