But he will be redeemed by the devil known as the Belicheck who will smite the giant called Parcells before the next eclipse.
Allah the Great, Allah the Great, Allah the Great, who created the water beneath us so that it makes ice, has also sent Mike Sullivan to smiteth the vile Devils of New Jersey, whose very name is blasphemous, and from which very smelly swamp such a blasphemous gas emits.