[Palladin]

Translation:

The followers of the cameljockey are restless. They will be seeking their virgins by the eclipse of the moon. The carpet will fly at midnight. The scorpion will enter your shorts.

[Quix]

And remember:

WET BIRDS FLY AT NIGHT

EXCEPT ON THE NIGHT OF THE CROOKED TWIG

WHEN THE MONTH ON THE CALENDAR

SHOWS IT'S HOURS LONG DAYS.

Unless, of course,

the scorpion in your shorts bites it's head or yours.

Then all the bets are off along with . . .