and Fox won't give them coverage. I predict between 9-5 on a M-F
Here's my best NIN imitation: URGENT: November 6, 2003 22:16:32 - Our intelligence analysts have intercepted more Al Qaeda communications on internet chat rooms. The translations are incomplete but there appears to be a major operation scheduled for this Ramadan or next year. The attack(s) will take place between 8am-5pm or possibly between 5pm-8am. Our analysts believe the messages indicate a potential attack in the US itself, or countries affiliated with the US, or countries opposed to the US. Analysis shows that the main threats are WMDs composed of chemical or biological payloads, or conventional explosives, or suicide bombings, or sniper attacks. There is also the possibility of devastating cyber attacks through email computer viruses, electric utility control systems, or Mac OS upgrades .... more information to follow ...
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