[meyer]

And coat the bullets with bacon grease...

I do recommend, however, enjoying a good bacon-and-eggs breakfast first. Let the grease cool before dipping the bullets, and be sure to clean the gun carefully after using it so as to not attract ants.

[Lazamataz]

I do recommend, however, enjoying a good bacon-and-eggs breakfast first. Let the grease cool before dipping the bullets, and be sure to clean the gun carefully after using it so as to not attract ants.

Careful, tho. When the army wishes to neutralize ammunition, they soak it in oil. If any bacon grease gets into the interior of the cartridge, you may get a dud.

[dozer7]

"I do recommend, however, enjoying a good bacon-and-eggs breakfast first. Let the grease cool before dipping the bullets, and be sure to clean the gun carefully after using it so as to not attract ants."

Excellent point I forgot about the ants. Thanks