If CBS Cancels Reagan Movie, Can Clinton Movie Air (Political Humor)

NY Post ^ | 11/6/03 | Sean Delonas

[NYC Republican]

LOVE the Chicken... haha

[Burkeman1]

You have to rent the Clinton movie at your local video store. It goes by the name "Caligula" and is found in the adult section.

[NYC Republican]

LOLOL! I've seen it, unfortunately.

[T Lady]

More like Mel Brooks' "History Of The World, Part 1"

-Regards, T.

[weegee]

At some point in the future, there will be a biopic on Bubba and Caligula WILL be the basis. It may be in 20 years, it may be in 50, but people will wonder how this lying conman ever became President and hoodwinked the populist press. It won't even need to stray into "Reagans" territory and make stuff up (unless they want to fabicrate the conversations between Bill and Hill about planning to have Vince Foster killed). There will be shots of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton laughing at funerals, threatening journalists, getting oral sex while he is deploying troops and making foreign heads of state wait in the Rose Garden. Burning the children at Waco and shoving a rifle in Elian's face. The strategy sessions to use the OKC bombing to silence his critics on "right wing talk radio". Coffees with the Chinese Communists to trade ntional security for some more campaign dollars. We don't even need to show Bill using drugs, just have his brother boasting about how Bubba has a nose like a vaccuum cleaner when it comes to coke. Raping staffers and using the police and union thugs as a personal goon squad.

[steve-b]

I don't think CBS would make that movie. Fox, maybe....

[You Dirty Rats]

Clinton's movie wouldn't be suitable for CBS or Fox or even Showtime. It would have to be shown on the Spice Channel.

[1Old Pro]

MTV is rumored to be cancelling The Ozzie show and replacing it with "The Clintons" as their audience is screaming for more profanity and a more idiotic cast. Plus, they feel they can also attract more viewers if they have a more gangster/murder type sub-plot a la HBO's hit.

[Bon mots]

Go ahead, make my day...

[T Lady]

ROTFLMBO!!!!

-Regards, T.

[Bon mots]

Fly United

[Piquaboy]

Clintoon's movie was eight years long. Who in their right mind would like to see another one, Al-la Hitlary.

[Burkeman1]

The list goes on and on doesn't it? Some time has passed and my passionate hatred of Clinton has dulled. But then I read posts like yours and it all comes back to me and more.

[Bon mots]

Great cartoon! What's that on Monica's blouse... oh, never mind...
I know what we can call the Clinton movie...

[Dementon]

Is that Vince Foster behind Monica?

[techcor]

Change it to "Scam-a-lot" and then you've got the right title.

[NYC Republican]

Yep, sure is... Too bad I can't blow this cartoon up, you'd see quite a bit of interesting artifacts in that cartoon!

[talleyman]

The Clinton Movie is on every day - it's called "the news" and it's playing on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS, ...

[HenryLeeII]

And you're just scratching the surface of material that can be used. But this can't be a mini-series, it'll have to be a weekly one-hour show running for the same duration as Gunsmoke just to fit in all the treason, crimes, sleazery, etc.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

And we don't know half of it.