[sheik yerbouty]

They'll run with "the angry white man" theory, although when the race of the perp is left undescribed, another conclusion may be more accurate. Yes, Sherlock Moose must be called in!

[citizen]

...although when the race of the perp is left undescribed...

I generally assume if the perp isn't identified as a white male, then it's a black or Hispanic perp.