Speaking of his "need," have you all seen the latest offensive ad for Carls Jr? I hated those "Don't bother me; I'm eating" ads because they reminded me of what mothers tell their children about dogs. "Never bother them while they are eating." Like gangbanger's graffiti, which reminds me of animals urinating to mark their territories, it was just another sign that our human civilization is deteriorating. I also hated the "If it doesn't get all over the place it doesn't belong in your face" ads with the burger drippings splashing all over everything (the worst one of those shows the guy sweeping his fries through the drops on the floor -- why wasn't that mentioned in the White House Etiquette book?).
Well, they now have good old Hugh Hefner in his ratty "smoking jacket," talking about how he wants something different every night and doesn't have any favorites. Beautiful girls are all over. Of course, old Hugh is talking about the different kinds of BURGERS at Carl's. PUH-LEEZ.