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To: TheCrusader
More females 'sailors' get discharged early because of pregnancies than you can shake a stick at.

LOL! I haven't heard that expression in a long time. Reminds me of a joke I heard many, many years ago.

Two fellows were quail hunting. One had brought along a hunting dog that the owner described as, "the best quail dog in the world". Not too long into the hunt the dog stopped and tapped his paw on the ground twice. "There's two quail in that bush", the owner explained. Soon two quail flew out of the bush and were shot. Later, the dog tapped his paw on the ground fives times. "There's five quail in that bush", the owner explained. Sure enough, five quail flew out of the bush, three of which were shot. Later, the dog stopped suddenly near a large bush, picked up a long piece of wood in his mouth, and frantically began to shake his head back and forth. Puzzled, the other hunter asked, "What's he saying now?" The owner replied, "He says there are more quail in that bush than you can shake a stick at".

114 posted on 11/06/2003 5:16:13 AM PST by PhilipFreneau
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To: PhilipFreneau
"Puzzled, the other hunter asked, "What's he saying now?" The owner replied, "He says there are more quail in that bush than you can shake a stick at".

LOL , thanks I needed a chuckle.

154 posted on 11/06/2003 10:10:36 AM PST by TheCrusader
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