[Arpege92]

"Anyone who thinks rednecks only live in the South have obviously never been to Ohio."

Or upstate New York. Walden New York to be exact....them's people tend to run short on teeth and the gene pool is smaller than the gene pool from Gilligan's Island. Do you suppose that's why their eyes are too far apart?

[arthurus]

Yall wanna talk bout Gene Pool? Mosey on over to Du Quoin, Illinois. Half the folks up there are identical. The school photographer done sold his camera years ago. He jus looks at the list of kids for the annual and pulls out pictures from his file by age and sex and sometimes he has to change a name or two.