[wimpycat]

Newspaper? You cretin! You need red and white corncobs. You use the red one first, then you use the white one to see if you need another red one. Or you need a Sears Roebuck catalog. Newspaper?! You'll end up with a black butt.

[CFC__VRWC]

Newspaper?! You'll end up with a black butt.

Hot damn! Ah always wunner'd how Maw figgered out it were tahme t'git anutter one o' dem Seers cattylawgs without me tellin' her!