[WackyKat]

I can't read Morford without laughing uproariously.

[mountaineer]

I can't read Morford without laughing uproariously.

Generally, I agree, but when he goes off on certain rants like this:

Daddy spend 14 hours a day glued to assbuffet.com as he maxes out the family MasterCard on rubber-fetish DVDs and nipple clips ....

... and this:

Porn -- the raw yummy sexual kind -- is just another evildoer, according to the government. Just another pillaging army of well-endowed hip-grinding badness determined to ruin your marriage and corrupt your children and turn them into coke-sniffing silicone-enhanced anal-sex sex freaks from L.A. who party way, way too much with Ashton Kutcher and Tommy Lee

then I feel like taking a shower first.

[Grit]

That is about the most unreadable column I have ever seen. Drive-by-trolls here on FR can write more coherent rants than this.

[cardinal4]

I can't read Morford without laughing uproariously.

He is out there, isnt he?