[Bilbo Baggins]

Good start, how about...

Don't forget when she was younger she would run around the house with a wire hanger whipping her son Jason.

Or nowadays when she gets drunk and throws lamps at her present husband.

The days when she was addicted to cocaine.

During passover when she bakes pastries made with the blood of Palestinians.

(/satire off)

[Bilbo Baggins]

passover = Passover

Sorry about that.