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"Terry's Lyin'!!"
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")

Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!!
MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! ...FReepers, it's now or never!!
Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Macker's lyin'!!
McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!!
MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!")
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!!
Now Mudboy's been in love before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh)
Than one night stands, whoo!!

MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!)
'Cuz the Macker's a BedWetter!!"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATS'll be FRyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

285 posted on 12/29/2002 9:08 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim

155 posted on 11/22/2002 10:21 AM EST by Mudboy Slim