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"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

(Big Man on guitar)

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 12/13/2002 3:26 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Memo Obtained by Hannity Exposes DemonRAT SEDITION vis a vis Iraq!!"

"Here is the text of the memo sent by Democratic Staff of the Senate Intelligence committee:

Transcript of a memo written by a Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee staff suggesting how to make the greatest gain off of intelligence data leading to the war against Iraq.

We have carefully reviewed our options under the rules and believe we have identified the best approach. Our plan is as follows:

1) Pull the majority along as far as we can on issues that may lead to major new disclosures regarding improper or questionable conduct by administration officials. We are having some success in that regard. For example, in addition to the president's State of the Union speech, the chairman has agreed to look at the activities of the Office of the Secretary of Defense as well as Secretary Bolton's office at the State Department. The fact that the chairman supports our investigations into these offices and co-signs our requests for information is helpful and potentially crucial. We don't know what we will find but our prospects for getting the access we seek is far greater when we have the backing of the majority. (Note: we can verbally mention some of the intriguing leads we are pursuing.)

2) Assiduously prepare Democratic "additional views" to attach to any interim or final reports the committee may release. Committee rules provide this opportunity and we intend to take full advantage of it. In that regard, we have already compiled all the public statements on Iraq made by senior administration officials. We will identify the most exaggerated claims and contrast them with the intelligence estimates that have since been declassified. Our additional views will also, among other things, castigate the majority for seeking to limit the scope of the inquiry. The Democrats will then be in a strong position to reopen the question of establishing an independent commission (i.e. the Corzine amendment).

3) Prepare to launch an independent investigation when it becomes clear we have exhausted the opportunity to usefully collaborate with the majority. We can pull the trigger on an independent investigation at any time-- but we can only do so once. The best time to do so will probably be next year either:

A) After we have already released our additional views on an interim report -- thereby providing as many as three opportunities to make our case to the public: 1) additional views on the interim report; 2) announcement of our independent investigation; and 3) additional views on the final investigation; or B) Once we identify solid leads the majority does not want to pursue. We could attract more coverage and have greater credibility in that context than one in which we simply launch an independent investigation based on principled but vague notions regarding the "use" of intelligence.

In the meantime, even without a specifically authorized independent investigation, we continue to act independently when we encounter foot-dragging on the part of the majority. For example, the FBI Niger investigation was done solely at the request of the vice chairman; we have independently submitted written questions to DoD; and we are preparing further independent requests for information.

Summary

Intelligence issues are clearly secondary to the public's concern regarding the insurgency in Iraq. Yet, we have an important role to play in the revealing the misleading -- if not flagrantly dishonest methods and motives -- of the senior administration officials who made the case for a unilateral, preemptive war. The approach outline above seems to offer the best prospect for exposing the administration's dubious motives and methods.

DemonRATS are EVIL...MUD

"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer the Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!

"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice with no restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst ye now...
Whom you can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"

(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)

I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed I was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
I just like whuppin' DemonRAT A$$...
And Raise My Voice With Pride!!

(Sweet Harpin' to close...)

FReegards...MUD

231 posted on 12/24/2002 7:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...Dubyuh, lead US to the show!!
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...and I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...and meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...Yer Just Mudboy's prey!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...To do one more show, oh no...
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...Won't that be grand?!
When's time fer parole each year...
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!

And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!

Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!

But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!

It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (hang'em@high)

"Case Closed: Bin Laden/Hussein Linkages Proved!!"

"OSAMA BIN LADEN and Saddam Hussein had an operational relationship from the early 1990s to 2003 that involved training in explosives and weapons of mass destruction, logistical support for terrorist attacks, al Qaeda training camps and safe haven in Iraq, and Iraqi financial support for al Qaeda--perhaps even for Mohamed Atta--according to a top secret U.S. government memorandum obtained by THE WEEKLY STANDARD. The memo, dated October 27, 2003, was sent from Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Douglas J. Feith to Senators Pat Roberts and Jay Rockefeller, the chairman and vice chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It was written in response to a request from the committee as part of its investigation into prewar intelligence claims made by the administration. Intelligence reporting included in the 16-page memo comes from a variety of domestic and foreign agencies, including the FBI, the Defense Intelligence Agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the National Security Agency. Much of the evidence is detailed, conclusive, and corroborated by multiple sources. Some of it is new information obtained in custodial interviews with high-level al Qaeda terrorists and Iraqi officials, and some of it is more than a decade old. The picture that emerges is one of a history of collaboration between two of America's most determined and dangerous enemies."

FReegards...MUD

"A Conservative Woodstock!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna Join in The Patriots' Stand!!
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

Right is Starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's Burnin'!!!
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make OUR Stand?! DemLeftist Whores AIN'T Winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...We're Emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! Don't EVEN try!!
Demand Justice fer Slick's Crimes...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

"FReepers, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready!!")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATS' WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

[repeat verse 1 in D]:

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATS' Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemonRATS Love Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!

Mudboy Slim

743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"MUD's Brothers!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers!!")

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemonRATS and RINOS LOATHE Justice Fer ALL!!")

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

1 posted on 04/09/2003 11:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"Bill Clinton"
(To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")

RATS' HO's seem to come and go...yeah!
Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trustin' none!!
Killing children, 'cuz it's fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...

Left stains, DemRATS think Slick's sane...RATS LOVE Hussein!!
Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...

My FRiends, a new morning dawns...
Yeah, Slick he's on the run...
MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares...
Care enough to DO YER SHARE!!
Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!

RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows...
Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATS see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!

FReegards...MUD

243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")

All Right!! Now dig this, FReepers...

Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

916 posted on 04/26/2003 3:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)

"Lies of a Traitor"
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby"

When I think about the TREASON Slick aided...
Bills' lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!

As I look back on Reagan's Legacy...
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!

Today, we'll take on DeeCee...
DemLibs just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUD's feet...
And then Slick'll begin to cry...

Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]

Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"...
Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*]
Let Bill feel the Power of FReep...
Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]

Mudboy Slim

[*FReeperGal Chorus]

34 Posted on 09/05/1999 22:55:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Good to have ElRushbo back...

"Money Ain't Nuthin'"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Those IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Algore's a...Socialist!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD

1 posted on 06/12/2003 12:25 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Hey Joe, ya mentioned something about writin' a song about Lib'rals on another thread...I've got a few of them finished, but here's one in the works.

"LIB-Uh-Rals..."
(To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")

Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!!
Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!!
Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure...
They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!!
Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure...
RATS love...
(Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!!
(Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!!
(Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!

(And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)

Publik Skewlin'...their Minds are blown...
Just a bunch of braindead drones!!
Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!!
Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!

(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle] Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!! Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)

Medyuh Whores...they're all Lib-uh-rals!!
Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!!
Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's...
(Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!!
(Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's Whores!!
(He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's Whores!!
(Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!

(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, like, stalks Ol' Slick fer his SPIES...he's got class...MUD's, like, TOTALLY disgusted...Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)

Last idea to cross Slick's mind...
Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'...
When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATS kiss his butt...
That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!

To be continued...MUD

350 posted on 01/09/2002 12:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

FReegards, and welcome to the Black threads...MUD