FMCDH
Bartender: What'll have?
Would be Corpse: Give me something that will knock my socks off.
Bartender: How about an Alabama Slammer?
Would be Dope: Make it a double.
Bartender: Straight up?
Would be idiot: You bet!
Bartender: Here ya go, break a leg.
Would be Darwin Award winner: No problem, I'm going snowmobiling later tonight.
Bartender: But there's no snow...
Would be deadman: I know, but I don't need no stinkin snow. I'm a baby-boomer thats voting for Dean. He'll give me free health care if I get hurt; create a new job just for me, if I can't continue in my profession; If I get in trouble , Dean says I can ABORT at any time; but if I do get hurt and can't work, its not my fault - I'll sue the manufacturer (ever hear of Phillip Morris).