[xzins]

I wrote to Budweiser and to Hallmark.

Told Bud that there are entirely too many beers out there for them to go p'ing me O over a stupid biased TV show.

Told Hallmark that my wife has spent gobs of money on everything from Dicken's Village buildings to Star Trek ornaments, and that she's been a Republican from the womb.

Hallmark wrote me back. Bud never answered.

The C(ommunist) B(roadcasting) S(ociety) isn't worthy of a letter from me.

[jpl]

Budweiser is a crappy beer anyway.