[lorrainer]

Dear Doug from Upland:

I'm confused. Andy Rooney used to try and figure out why there were cotton balls in aspirin bottles, and also count the number of each kind of nut came in a can of mixed nuts. I thought he was kind of funny, even if it was the same thing year after year.

Then, Doug, he grew very scary eyebrows and got political. Mommy said he was on a soapbox, but I couldn't see any soap. Anyway, even I could see that every point he made against President Bush on Sunday's show was a lie. Mommy said it's very bad to lie. Is he going to hell?

Thanks, Doug.
Your friend, lorrainer

[doug from upland]

In the libs mind, they are actually now in a living hell. They are out of power.