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To: Jackie-O
LOL!! Well at least he's having a good time! Speaking of gross, I kept smelling a smell in my son's room, but couldn't find the source. And of course that means.....uh-oh!!

Well, yesterday evening I picked up an old backpack of his, and out rolled the world's oldest apple. It was not rotten, but it was all wizened and wrinkled. YECCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!
108 posted on 11/03/2003 7:41:23 PM PST by Devil_Anse
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To: Devil_Anse; Jackie-O
Speaking of gross

Okay, I can top that, Anse! Once when our son was about 5 or 6, I suppose, back in the days when people still occasionally dyed real egss for Easter, I kept smelling something horrid everytime I went into his room. Of course, I took the Easter basket down from the shelf in his closet, thoroughly rummaged through all that green straw--nothing. Looked everywhere--drawers, under the bed, every nook and cranny. Found nothing. Thinking the scent would eventually go away, I sprayed with Lysol, and left the room. This pattern of behavior on my part went on for at least a week! Check the Easter basket, look in drawers, shoes, pockets, under bed, blah, blah. Finally, after at a week, I found a really, really stinking, rotting egg hiding and tangled in the green straw in the Easter basket!

I'll take the rotten apple, thank you!

132 posted on 11/03/2003 8:57:51 PM PST by Sandylapper
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