[varon]

Why are her appearances rare?

Because she usually only comes out on Groundhog's Day ;-)

[Lady Jag]

The answers to this following question were so Freeping creatively brilliant, we should take another look at this nagging question:

Why are Dean's wife's appearances so rare?

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1. Because she usually only comes out on Groundhog's Day ;-)

2. Because they are not well done?

3. If you were married to Dean would you show your face in public?

4. because few people have appearances like hers.
   
5. (My favorite) I like the understated rhetorical style of your humor. :-)

6. He doesn't want to frighten the voters. Right now, he can use Halloween as political cover.

1. varon
2. AndyMan
3. Fzob
4. proust
5. mwrep
6. concerned about politics