JOB OPENING!

online ad | 10/10/03

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Why is this a federal job ?

[Beck_isright]

All skanks apply here.

[KarlInOhio]

Hire Larry Flynt. He probably published half the stuff in the library anyway.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL! That would be hilarious!

[meenie]

The main qualification would have to be an extraordinary ability to lie and distort the truth. There should be an abundance of qualified applicants already established in our government.

[Alamo-Girl]

Ahhhh - then we clearly should not apply!

[MinuteGal]

Robert Reichschschschschsch-uh! comes to mind as an avid applicant.

Only the smallest person in the world would take on this job.

Leni

[ASA Vet]

Ron Jeremy would be a perfect fit!

You're being very unfair here. If you're series this is a hugh insult and Ron should sue you
for defamation, slander, and poor comparisons.
As far as we know Ron has never raped, beaten, or abused any woman,
as has the bent one x-42.

[Willie Green]

Is this is going to make Willie Green reconsider his views on the American job market?

Hell no. This actually vindicates my assertion of the dismal prospects that are available. Cripes almighty, you know doggone well that the industrial private sector would NEVER create a position like this. Only the goobermint could concoct and support such a vulgar and senseless occupation.

[Libertina]

Thanks, Annie for thinking of me. ;) No doubt the rat...er...candidate has already been chosen by the two creeps. I intend to address my time to the Counter Clinton LIRbrary down the road :)

[Terry Mross]

Whoever takes this job will have to live in Little Rock, a very high crime city. It would take more than $142,000 for me to move back there.

[Libertina]

Hey Terry, any movies we would know you in? :)

[Libertina]

The "Titanic Video" and The "Clinton Video"
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Alas, which one to buy???
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TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
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TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
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TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love
and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe
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TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
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TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
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TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
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TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
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TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts
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TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
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TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind
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TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same
thing.

[fuzzthatwuz]

"Why is this a federal job ?"

Not "federal", it is a FERAL job.

[WaterDragon]

I nominate Ann Coulter for the job. She'd have to promise to give tours and you can bet they'd be hilariously entertaining and instructive. But you'd have to double that salary. It's tax-paid but she'd be worth every penny!

[anniegetyourgun]

Hillarious thought, WD! She'd turn that little shop of horrors into a fun house experience!

[WaterDragon]

Indeed! LOL!