But anyone over the age of three should know that if something's hot, you don't blindly and stupidly gulp it down. You put it close to your mouth, sense the temperature, and ever so lightly sip it. So that crap another poster said about "internal injuries" wouldn't wash with me as a juror.
"But anyone over the age of three should know that if something's hot, you don't blindly and stupidly gulp it down."
Or put it between your legs.