Yeah. I'll be home cleaning out the understairs closet if any Islamofascists want to drop by and terrorize me.
I think you have to sign up for that sort of thing in advance. There's a lot of us to terrorize and only so many rabid Islamofascists, and you'll just have to wait your turn.
I tried to get a Friday appointment but they have that day off - union rules. I'm having a pedicure on Saturday so that's out, and they get overtime on Sundays. By the time they can get around to me the fresh ammo I bought last week's gonna be stale and it'll stink up the whole house. Honestly, this whole terrorism thing's getting to be just too dang much trouble. Why can't they just use street puppets like all the other kooks?