Ad: Looking for work (sort of);
Requirements 30 hrs or less per wk,
applicant promises to be rude to customers,
slovenly groomed,
must celebrate all holidays w/time off,
wine,espresso & cigarette breaks hourly
and lastly applicant is multi-gendered cross dresser who embrases nudity during summer months.
Interested employers may phone M/F 10:00 - 4:00 only!