[Conspiracy Guy]

Try this

The doorbell rings you yell, “Who’s there?”
Then turn the TV up.
Shout loudly, “Hey nobody’s home,
We’re just the cat and pup.”
Then sneak out of the backdoor,
And creep your way around.
Say, “Boy this is a strange house,
Did you hear that sound?”
Drop to the ground and roll about,
Shout, “There it is again”.
Then jump up and shout loudly,
“Look out I’m going in”.
Run through the door and flash the lights,
Pound loudly on the wall.
If all those kids are still around
Give Candy to them all.

Flurry 10/31/3

[tioga]

One year a neighbor had a tree with three trunks that grew next to a long winding sidewalk up to her house. She perched there one Holloween dressed as a witch, with a black caldron of candy. When the kids would get right next to her she would move and say "Happy Holloween, Kiddies" in a cackling witch's voice, the kids ran off without the candy....she was very disappointed that they were too scared and gave up after an hour...