[Chunga]

"In Washington State, elementary school teacher Mary Kay LeTourneau pleaded guilty to having sex with a sixth-grade student.... LeTourneau has been branded a sex offender, or as the kids refer to her, 'the greatest teacher of all time.'"

[Chunga]

"And in Connecticut, where I live, a house race was won by a margin of just two votes. Well, that's good. My vote still wouldn't have made any difference at all."

[Chunga]

"Magic Johnson has received a $900,000 retainer to write a book on how not to get AIDS. Chapter 1: Don't have sex with me."