This wasn't too shabby either:
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"When the New Amsterdam armory had the explosive accident, lots of conspiracy theories were circulated. The most reasonable explanation was that the Center Gunpowder Keg simply spontaneously exploded. Although there were 180+ witnesses that saw a flaming arrow arc into the barrel, authorities quickly discounted this improbable theory."
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The whole thing was the best thing I read in years.