Ted Danson: George W. Bush a Drinker, Clark “Inspires Hope”

MRC ^ | 10/03/03

[Sam Cree]

How can anyone actually be quite that stupid?
Come to think of it, the same guy used to date Whoopie.

[jmaroneps37]

"Ted Danson is a moron: Clark inspires laughter"
better headline!

[Phantom Lord]

Who is Ted Talking too? Didn't we all die 10 years ago as he proclaimed we would if we didn't clean the oceans up?

[sirshackleton]

"Or do I inspire hope? Umm...well, I would've inspired hope....no, no I DO inspire hope, but only if...wait, ummm...MARY!!! HELP!!!"

[ErnBatavia]

the same guy used to date Whoopie.

What's that old saying?..."There's just no accounting for bad taste".

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Did Ted make this profound observation while wearing black face?

[chiefqc]

Who's Ted Danson?

Sounds like a has been or a nerver was.

[xp38]

I doubt it but I'm sure his toupee was there.

[Semper Paratus]

Danson predicted the end of the world would happen by 1999.

[Naspino]

He's just another reason to boycott CBS.

[Eva]

He not only dated Whoopie, but showed up in Black face to honor her birthday or some such event. The guy is a total idiot.

[xp38]

It's also ironic that his rise to fame was playing an ex drinker in the guise of Sam Malone. All you ever saw the character drink was bottled water in that place where everybody knows your name.

[PeteFromMontana]

Why does CBS always come up in these stories?

*ducking*

[laredo44]

I think having somebody who genuinely looks like he could lead us ...

Hmmm, sounds like "actor's mentality". The most important thing is to "look" the part.

[jaime1959]

WADR to the MRC, this is pretty lame. Danson’s a jackass, but to imply he’s a hypocrite for wanting to prohibit sewage discharges from cruise ships because he peed in the ocean is just plain stupid. And FWIW, I would rather have a beer with W than with Algore, even if he doesn’t drink.

[Serb5150]

"Good point. But nevertheless, people wanted to go have a beer with him and so we hired him."

At last. A real intellectual heavyweight.

[halfdome]

When George Bush was running for president, many pundits and spinners said he's the type of guy you'd like to have a beer with. This was to show Bush in contrast to the "wooden" Al Gore. Even freepers touted Bush's likability as a plus, and many around here said he's the type of guy they'd like to have a beer with.

[Khurkris]

I confess....I have relieved myself in Pacific, Atlantic and Indian Ocean. Also in the Mediterreanean Sea, The South China Sea and the Dead Sea. Also in numerous lakes and rivers around the world.

And it felt good.

And I wil do it again.

oh yeah...and all of the Great Lakes and the St. Laurence Seaway...

...and a neighbors pool when I was 8 years old...

[maplenut]

Because of W's past drinking days, good old Ted is implying that Clark would be a better and stronger leader. Considering the wonderful physical condition the President is currently in, W would take Clark in a nano second in the first round.