[Lazamataz]

Moderator's note: We have received a few complaints on this posting, saying that this is a forgery, that it is not written by Joe Sobran. I was able to find this on his site.

I know. I hacked his site and put it there.

Just more of that Dreaded Jooish Conspiracy at work. HA! HA! HA! HA!

[Poohbah]

Just more of that Dreaded Jooish Conspiracy at work. HA! HA! HA! HA!

I thought it was "Druish."

Orthodox Druid: Pray only to trees.

Conservative Druid: If your locale does not have trees, you may pray to shrubs and bushes in emergencies.

Reformed Druid: Praying to shrubs and bushes is 100% OK.

[Sam Cree]

"We get to eat at a lot of our services"

I was at a Jewish wedding over the weekend. I had forgotten, that it's not unusual at them for the bar to be open before the ceremony, so once the ceremony starts, everyone is sitting there in their chairs watching with a drink in their hand.

It usually works out that they have just about gotten to the maudlin stage by then, so there are even more tears than usual during the proceedings.

Terrific fun, lots of dancing, drinking, eating.