[Yaelle]

Why does Scaught never have a bad hair day?

[Yaelle]

And poor little Scotty, rationing out his chippy-whippies. Why don't we all go out and buy him HUGE superbags of chips, poke a hole in the bag, and drag it first through some ocean water. SO it can be like he was SHARING with Laci whom he LOVES and MISSES so MUCH.

[Devil_Anse]

Perhaps he has someone special doing his hair for him in the jail, there.