[Devil_Anse]

I was just sitting here thinking, what if I'd had to describe what my kids had been wearing today?

I did get a break on my oldest son. He was wearing a clown outfit and a hideous mask today. Costumes were allowed today, for Halloween. Said he was a "killer clown from outer space". From that movie. Puh-leeze. We were watching him out the window this morning as he took the dog out to do its business. There he stood, wearing that ridiculous outfit, as the dog squatted at the end of the leash. The kid is un-embarrassable.

[Sandylapper]

Your younger son--he wore the SP mask you bought him, right?

[Velveeta]

Nooooo, not a clown!

[Yaelle]

You think you've got it bad! My son who turns 12 on Sunday found a TOILET costume on EBay! And I won it for him! Yes, I will be taking my three boys out for trick-or-treating tomorrow and one will be dressed as a TOILET. It is a soft seat you wear around your neck with the lid behind the head, and from your neckline hangs a roll of toilet paper. Yes, it DOES come with a rubber poop you can attach to the seat. Sigh.

And then I have a six-year-old Goku from Dragon Ball Z and a tiny bumble bee.