[Qwinn]

Great column! They're always great, but this one is particularly good.

"Even Teddy Kennedy, who might be well advised to withhold comment on a woman's position relative to a moving body of water, has described Brown as "out of the mainstream," adding, "Let's just hope this one can swim.""

ROTFL!

Qwinn

[goldstategop]

I guess if your "mainstream" includes Roman Polanski, Michael Moore, Howard Dean and Jacques Chirac, then Brown really is "out of the mainstream." This proverbial "stream" they're constantly referring to is evidently located somewhere in France.

This is my favorite quote. All of our liberal dolts for reason seem to have more in common with France than with America. For some reason know only to them, this country can never live up to the standards they've ordained for it. And if it doesn't, it must be the fault of those eevil conservatives!

[Jabba the Nutt]

Here's my pick for best line:

"This proverbial "stream" they're constantly referring to is evidently located somewhere in France."

Actually, she is correct, the Times spellcheck doesn't recognize Marne Stream, the river in France.