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Remember, never bring a deer rifle to a bear fight!
1 posted on 10/29/2003 1:05:37 PM PST by BullDog108
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To: BullDog108
Lucky, lucky man.
2 posted on 10/29/2003 1:07:27 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: BullDog108
He shoulda pulled out his Bowie knife.
3 posted on 10/29/2003 1:07:54 PM PST by demlosers
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To: BullDog108
Thanx to KG9 for the following:

'Bear-Aware' outdoorsman's tips:

1. If you intend to commune with nature by backpacking across the wilderness of the Western US, Canada, and Alaska, make sure you're armed with a rifle or handgun -- preferably equal or greater than .40 caliber for the rifle, or .44 in the case of the pistol. Don't pack it; shoulder it.

2. Don't sleep on a bear run. If you don't know what a bear run is, ask a ranger or the local sheriff for a description.

3. Don't believe any advice about running downhill away from a pursuing bear. Bears can run in circles up and down a 45-degree angle slope like an Olympic champion, and do it all afternoon. They can also climb trees better than the best human tree-climber can -- outside of a teenager from Guam who can shoot up a tree for a coconut in three seconds. There are no bears in Guam, by the way, so this example is all academic.

4. Playing 'dead' doesn't fool the bears. Playing 'giant porcupine' works lots better, but the suit is a real hassle to hump through the woods.

5. 'Gentle' black bears aren't. All bears, regardless of maturity or type, are equally dangerous. This goes double for badgers, which are just little bears with a hostile 'short guy' attitude problem.

6. Never mind the nonsense about sleeping on the ground and hoisting your food above ground in a tree. Better to sleep in the tree and leave your food on the ground far away for the bears.

7. Make an attempt to tell a local authority -- ranger or sheriff -- about your hiking plans so they know where to find your remains if you choose to ignore item #1.

8. Pepper spray will just make a bear angrier -- just like it does to a typical Los Angeles County resident. You'll never get to that damn pepper spray anyway. You *might* get to your rifle.

9. Bears are silent until you're within striking distance. They already smelled and heard you coming a few hundred yards away. A typical bear's eyesight isn't so good, but they're not Mr. Magoo. They have eyesight good enough to swat your head off your shoulders with deliberate aim.

10. Using an Elk or Deer call to attract game during hunting season has a really good chance to attract a bear instead. In kind, salmon fishing in a 'really good spot' is also where the bears fish.

11. Don't wear fragrances as they attract bears, unless it's Brut, which repels bears as effectively as it repels human females.

12. Don't wipe your hands on your pants. Forget the bears, you'll be in trouble with your mom when you get home.

13. Use a bell or whistle to both alert bears and annoy everyone else within two miles of you.

14. Never travel alone. If you're with a group, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun someone else in your group.


4 posted on 10/29/2003 1:09:23 PM PST by BullDog108 (KNOW YOUR ENEMY! http://bvml.org/webmaster/enemy.html)
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To: BullDog108
Boy, this is just what I needed to read about. My husband is leaving tomorrow to hunt Elk in Colorado. I think I'd better dig out the life insurance policy.
6 posted on 10/29/2003 1:12:20 PM PST by Iowa Granny (Only 82 Days until the Iowa Caucuses,,,,, then Iowans will be rid of these DingBats!)
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To: BullDog108
Always strap on a 44 mag. on when hunting anything. The bear would have instantly realized he had been smacked with something he did not like!
7 posted on 10/29/2003 1:14:01 PM PST by Aggie Diller
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To: BullDog108
My sister is going on a deer hunt in a few weeks near Missoula. I just sent her this.
8 posted on 10/29/2003 1:18:34 PM PST by Ditter
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To: BullDog108
A friend was in a trailer in a logging camp several years ago in northern California, when a black bear decided he should come out to play...so proceeded to violenty rock the trailer, as if to shake him out.

Nice to humans, they are not. This guy is the size of a tall refrigerator...but you should have seen the look on his face as he related this story. "Brown bears are O.K....but Black Bears are MEAN !
10 posted on 10/29/2003 1:21:01 PM PST by PoorMuttly (Operation Noble Muttly)
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To: BullDog108
First time in my life I can actually visualize a deer laughing to the point of tears.
11 posted on 10/29/2003 1:22:30 PM PST by semiarticulate
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To: CholeraJoe
Be careful up there.
16 posted on 10/29/2003 1:35:54 PM PST by secret garden (Dance 'til you feel better)
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