Posted on 10/29/2003 11:01:55 AM PST by wheelgunguru
If just being the owner and caretaker of your pet isn't enough for you, MarryYourPet.com can help you take your relationship to the next level.
The site offers online weddings between humans and members of any other species, though it points out that the marriages are not recognized by any government or church.
As with human-to-human marraiges, there are no guarantees of happiness, either.
"If your marriage breaks down or you can no longer stand their smelly breath, it's entirely your own problem. If Fido goes barmy and eats all the china or Fluffy piddles in your trainer, we will only laugh," the site says.
It also calls marriage "the ultimate way to prove you care."
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