[highnoon]

All the scientists had to do was talk to 10 local bartenders, and they would have gotten the same answers. They should have gone deeper with the study, determining what personalities develop with different types of liquor, and with mixing liquor.

Remember kids:

Beer before liquor, never been sicker;
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

[patton]

Oh, that's just wrong.

Wein nach Bier, dass rat' ich Dir - Bier nach Wein, lass' es allein...

(Liquer after bier ok - Bier after liqeur no way)